I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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