Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My pussy is not your playground.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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