Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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