He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize