Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
