Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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