Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm at about main and main street
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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