at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it was like eating out sand paper
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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