I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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