Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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