a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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