I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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