Porn is love you can see.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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