Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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