Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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