Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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