This girl is more easily done than said...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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