thus making me awesome and them whores
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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