I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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