Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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