I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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