and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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