I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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