I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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