That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize