considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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