i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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