High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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