ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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