i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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