Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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