You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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