maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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