11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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