I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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