That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
