are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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