I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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