i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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