I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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