i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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