just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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