hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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