You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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