no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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