is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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