fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
