I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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