I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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