3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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