no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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