i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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